here you’ll find a cumulative list of specific people or types of people who should be shot, with my reasoning

1. people who cover their ears when the train comes into the station

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME? it’s a little loud, yeah but do you really have to stand there like and asshole like “oh my poor ears they’re so sensitive ono this hurts me ooo help help” IT’S NOT THAT LOUD

i understand that some people have medical reasons they needa cover their ears, which i totally understand. i hate these people as a rule, but he’s just not that into you teaches us that there are always exceptions. 

2. people who cover their ears during fire drills

see above

3. people who don’t watch tv but have a tv so zey can watch de films

read that last part with a french accent

THESE PEOPLE ARE FUGLY SLUTS DO NOT TALK TO THEM

k tv is an art just as much as films are, there are just as many shitty movies as there are tv shows and good tv is much higher quality than good movies cause the narrative continues much longer and the actors and writers have much more time to explore the nuances of the characters and their relationships with eachother, themselves, and the world around them

PEOPLE WHO ONLY WATCH MOVIES CAN SUCK MY MOTHERFUCKING DICK